Capital Funishment



Occupation:Commercial Development

First Appearance:March 2018

Hometown:Hueytown, AL

Derby Spouse:Oxford Coma

About Cap:

How did you get into Roller Derby?

Just saw it on Facebook and thought it looked fun :)

What is your favorite roller derby memory?

They’re all great! I’m still making those!

What is your most embarrassing roller derby memory?

Oh, I’m sure I’ll top myself out as soon as I write it.

What are some of your other hobbies?

Volunteering, kayaking, and learning about nature

What 3 fictional characters best describe you?

Rock Lee, Naruto Princess Poppy, the Trolls Movie Linda Belcher, Bob’s Burgers

Who are some of your personal heroes?

Bree Newsome climbed up the flag pole and yanked down South Carolina’s confederate flag at the statehouse.

What charities or organization(s) are you involved with or support?

CASA Magic Moments United Way of Central Alabama Adelante Alabama CAIR

Where do you like to hang out in Birmingham when you are not skating?

CAHABA RIVER or the dog park!



Chicken and Dumplings


Wye Oak


Fievel Goes West


The Rainbow Fish

TV Show/Podcast:

My Favorite Murder Any BBC nature documentary